I TOLD YOU I'D FUCKING DO IT YOU FAGGOT.

[Relationship Status] OH RIGHT HAND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 4EVER AND EVER <333333333333333333333333
[Parents still together] MY DADDY CRIES ALONE ON THE COUCH.
[Siblings] MY BROTHER IS IN THE CLOSET.
[Pets] I HATE THOSE FUCKING PARAKEETS I WANT TO PUNCH THEIR FACES.

FAVORITES
[Color] RED LIKE THE BLOOD OF A WOMAN'S PERIOD.
[Number] c IS THE VARIABLE FOR THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHICH IS 299,792,458 METERS PER FUCKING SECOND.
[Animal] I HAD A DOG MAUL MY LEG A MONTH AGO AND IT WAS FUCKING RAD.
[Book] I ONLY READ DOUG AND DREG PORN. AKA QUALITY LITERATURE.
[Flowers] MY DICK.

DO YOU
[Have Tattoos?] NO.
[Cheat On Tests?] I DON'T NEED TO I AM A GENIUS.
[Like Roller Coasters?] FUCK YOUR DEATH TRAPS.
[Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else?] EVERY GOD DAMN DAY. KAMI COME PICK ME UP.
[Clean?] I'M FUCKING MEXICAN WHAT DO YOU THINK.
[Own A Cell Phone?] NO.

CURRENT
[Hair] BROWN WITH AUBURN HIGHLIGHTS LIKE SHIT WITH BLOOD IN IT.
[Playing] WITH MYSELF.
[RePlaying] WITH YOUR MOTHER.
[Believe There Is Life On Other Planets] NO OTHER PLANETS IN THIS CURRENT SOLAR SYSTEM HAVE THE CAPACITY TO WITHSTAND ORGANIC LIFEFORMS. FUCK MARS MAYBE IN A FEW BILLION CENTURIES.
[Hate Yourself?] I CRY EVERY NIGHT INTO MY PILLOW.
[Collect Anything?] I COLLECT VIRGINITIES.
[Like Your Handwriting?] HANDWRITING? MORE LIKE CHICKEN SCRATCH. IT HURTS MY HAND.

LOVE…
[First Crush] A FAGGOT NAMED ERIC. I BET HE'S GAY NOW TOO.
[You Believe In Love At First Sight?] YEAH WHATEVER.
[You Believe In "The One"?] WHY PLAY WITH ONE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE PARTY.

ARE YOU
[Sarcastic] I AM SERIOUS ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING I SAY DON'T FUCKING TEST ME.
[Shy] I DON'T GO OUTSIDE NIGGER.
[Talkative] PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO MUCH MAKE ME WANT TO RIP OUT THEIR TRACHEA AND JAM IT DOWN THEIR SCROTUM/URETHRA.

WOULD YOU RATHER…
[Pierce Your Nose Or Belly Button?] BELLY BUTTON BECAUSE NOSE RINGS ARE FOR GAYS WHO DON'T WANT A RESPECTABLE JOB IN THE FUTURE.
[Be Serious Or Funny] : |

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ABOUT YOU...
[What Time Is It?] 11:49 AM
[Name] FUJI

WHAT DO YOU WANT…
[Where Do You Want To Live] I WANT TO BE A PILGRIM.
[How Many Kids Do You Want] I WANT TO HAVE 20 OF MY SEED ABORTED.
[What Kind Of Job Do You Want] I WANT TO DRILL INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND POKE YOUR BRAIN WHILE YOU ARE FULLY CONSCIOUS.

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU…
[Bought Something] NO I GET BITCHES TO BUY SHIT FOR ME.
[Gotten Sick] MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LIKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.
[Sang] AAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Felt Stupid] THIS QUIZ IS REDUCING MY INTELLIGENCE.
[Missed Someone] YES GOD DAMN IT I WISH I HAD AIM LAST NIGHT.
[Gotten Drunk] NO.
[Gotten High] I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS FOR THE MAJORITY OF THIS QUIZ WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK.
[Danced Crazy] DANCING IS FOR NIGGERS.
[Gotten You Hair Cut] I NEED A HAIRCUT I LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT.
[Watched cartoons] I'D LOVE TO WATCH BUGS BUNNY GET INTO ALL SORTS OF WACKY SHENANIGANS RIGHT NOW.
[Lied To Someone] EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE. (PARADOX'N YOU)

IN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT…
[Slept In Your Bed] NOBODY I SLEEP ALONE.
[Saw A Movie With You] MICHAEL AND TRENTON (AKA MY NIGGA BRAHS)AND TWO LITTLE GIRLS.

HAVE YOU EVER…
[Been To California] NO BUT I'D LIKE TO GOD DAMN IT SARAH I MISS YOU.
[Been To Europe] NO BUT THAT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING RAD TOO.
[Wished You Were The Opposite Sex] FUCK YOUR TITS AND AXE WOUND. FUCK THEM.

HONESTLY…
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] THEY ARE BLACK.
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] UGH FUCK I WISH I HAD AIM LAST NIGHT.
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] WAITING FOR KINS TO COME BACK FROM BEING FAT SO WE CAN DRAW.
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] I'M SEXY AS HELL.
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] I STOLE FROM MY RICH GRANDMOTHER. WHO THE FUCK CARES, SHE'S SENILE.
6. [Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?] I DON'T HAVE CABLE MOTHERFUCKER I'M POOR.
7. [Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] NO BUT I PROBABLY WILL BE LATER.
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] #FORTRESS
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] WAIT NAILS I RIPPED THEM OFF WITH MY TEETH.
10. [Honestly, what is your mood right now?] HONESTLY RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE A DOUCHE.
11. [Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND OK. OR MAYBE MICHAEL. OR SARAH. MAYBE MY DAD. I LIKE PEOPLE.
12.[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] DOESN'T EVERYONE.
13.[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] I ALWAYS HATE SOMEONE.
14.[Honestly, are you satisfied with life?] ONLY PUSSY NIGGERS WHINE ABOUT THEIR LIVES ALL THE TIME. I'M NOT SATISFIED WITH IT BUT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF FUCKING FIXING IT.
15.[Honestly, do you like someone?] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK.
16.[Honestly, does anyone like you?] I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO.

EVERYONE’S CONFESSIONS...
[] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[] I eat Froot Loops.
[] I go trick or treating.
[] I’ve taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[] I have water balloon fights with my friends
[] I still believe in Santa
[] Mommy’s still the coolest person ever
[X] Sleep till noon.
[] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[] The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.
[] I still drink apple juice.
[] There are monsters under my bed.
[] I can’t sleep with the lights off
[X] I can’t sleep with the lights on.
[] I still like piggy back rides.
[] Boys/girls still have cooties

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1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [X] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [X] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 10

21. [X] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [X] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door
25. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [X] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 15

31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [X] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [X] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [X] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 21

41. [] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [X] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [X] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 25

51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [X] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [X] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [X] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [X] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [X] Forgot your own phone number
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 33

61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [X] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 39

I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THE REST I'M HUNGRY.

I'M GOING TO GO MAKE PANCAKES.

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